Fucked Up Halloween Food!

This Baby-Shaped Meatloaf is super creepy, especially with those little onion eyes! Yikes! But I gotta say, that bacon diaper is genius.

This dead Tauntaun cake is pretty amazing in it's detail. For most of you nerds out there, this is a slam dunk, but some of you NON-Star Wars fans might need a little help figuring out what the hell this is. In The Empire Strikes Back, Luke Skywalker is caught outside in a snowstorm and forced to cut open his (dead) Tauntaun to crawl inside it's carcass to survive. This would be an awesomely nerdy addition to a Halloween dessert table! Check out the original post HERE

Meat Hands!!!! I love this idea, it's so gross and sooo well done! :) These meatloaf hands are baked with cheese on top of them so the "skin" formed by the cheese crackles and blisters in the oven! Really nasty but super cool! Check out how to do it HERE

David Bradley made these awesome "Magician Fingers" with painstaking precision and attention to detail! I'd love to snack on one of these babies! Apparently they were chocolate flavored too!

Holly Andrews is well known for her fucked up cakes, this one here is called "Bitch in a Bloodbath" and that is 100% edible! I love it! The slit neck really completes the picture! Check out her anatomically correct cupcakes below, those things are some serious works of art!

These hyper-realistic severed heads and body parts all seem to have been made by the same person (or bakery)... They're so awesomely disgusting and really well done! I wouldn't want to eat one, but I'd love to have one on my Halloween dessert table! (Let me know if you know who did these, I'd be curious to find out, I just found the pictures online and there was no credit attached).

Ok, maybe it's just me, but these cakes GROSS ME THE F OUT! Cat shit is one of the foulest things on the planet, and the fact that these are actually POPULAR party cakes makes me scared to walk around the streets with some of you sick fucks. Vagina cupcakes are one thing. You're eating a cake that looks like cat shit and you're serving it in a questionably clean cat litter box with a pooper scooper. Fuck you.

This cake is super nasty! Kudos to the fucked-up baker who conceived of this concoction. It is adorned with candy eyeballs, severed fingers and torn-off ears. Yummy!

This cake is just all around awesome. A severed hand being devoured by FURRY rats? And it's all edible? What more could you ask for in a Halloween cake? See instructions for how to make one of these creations HERE... Mmmm I wonder what that congealed blood tastes like?!