More Fucked Up Halloween Food!

Meat Monster with radish eyes and carrot fangs. AWESOME. End of story.

This is a pretty good Zombie Meatloaf I think almost anyone could do, just pour a can of tomato sauce around it to get the "boiled blood" effect. And burn that shit. Just a little. To give it some fucking character.

Phyllo Dough and Guacamole Intestines! Cool! For recipe, click HERE

I don't know if it's just me, but I think sometimes that the simplest ideas are the most effective. This child's charred ground beef hand is super creepy. And ketchup really helps complete the picture. Well done, meat craftsman. Well done.

Awesome realistic Zombie-Head cake. Love! Is it just me or does it look a little bit like Mike Tyson?

This is an awesome Zombie Meatloaf Head. I love the onion teeth and the boiled egg eyeballs. Pretty realistic and cool! Except that now whenever I see meatloaf, I'm going to think of rotting zombie flesh. Eh, I pretty much did anyways.

Another meat baby... Eh, Its pretty good, but eating babies was very 2010.

Rad! I love this lunch meat Head... I guess you just buy a craft skull and cover it with lunch meat. Then you peel off the layers like you would off a burn victim! (you could use Salami for a super nice freckly effect!) :) NOMNOMNOM

Internet Porn Meme Cakes. :)

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Fucked Up Halloween Food!

This Baby-Shaped Meatloaf is super creepy, especially with those little onion eyes! Yikes! But I gotta say, that bacon diaper is genius.

This dead Tauntaun cake is pretty amazing in it's detail. For most of you nerds out there, this is a slam dunk, but some of you NON-Star Wars fans might need a little help figuring out what the hell this is. In The Empire Strikes Back, Luke Skywalker is caught outside in a snowstorm and forced to cut open his (dead) Tauntaun to crawl inside it's carcass to survive. This would be an awesomely nerdy addition to a Halloween dessert table! Check out the original post HERE

Meat Hands!!!! I love this idea, it's so gross and sooo well done! :) These meatloaf hands are baked with cheese on top of them so the "skin" formed by the cheese crackles and blisters in the oven! Really nasty but super cool! Check out how to do it HERE

David Bradley made these awesome "Magician Fingers" with painstaking precision and attention to detail! I'd love to snack on one of these babies! Apparently they were chocolate flavored too!

Holly Andrews is well known for her fucked up cakes, this one here is called "Bitch in a Bloodbath" and that is 100% edible! I love it! The slit neck really completes the picture! Check out her anatomically correct cupcakes below, those things are some serious works of art!

These hyper-realistic severed heads and body parts all seem to have been made by the same person (or bakery)... They're so awesomely disgusting and really well done! I wouldn't want to eat one, but I'd love to have one on my Halloween dessert table! (Let me know if you know who did these, I'd be curious to find out, I just found the pictures online and there was no credit attached).

Ok, maybe it's just me, but these cakes GROSS ME THE F OUT! Cat shit is one of the foulest things on the planet, and the fact that these are actually POPULAR party cakes makes me scared to walk around the streets with some of you sick fucks. Vagina cupcakes are one thing. You're eating a cake that looks like cat shit and you're serving it in a questionably clean cat litter box with a pooper scooper. Fuck you.

This cake is super nasty! Kudos to the fucked-up baker who conceived of this concoction. It is adorned with candy eyeballs, severed fingers and torn-off ears. Yummy!

This cake is just all around awesome. A severed hand being devoured by FURRY rats? And it's all edible? What more could you ask for in a Halloween cake? See instructions for how to make one of these creations HERE... Mmmm I wonder what that congealed blood tastes like?!

The Night That Started It All....

My friends and I had a Human Centipede 2 viewing party, and before they arrived, I decided that I would try to make a Human Centipede cookie to bring out as the movie started. Of course I wasn't finished by the time they arrived and we all ended up in the kitchen making the nastiest cookies we could. :) I think it's only right that I start this blog off by showing you what we came up with. I apologize in advance!

I don't know. Don't even ask.

Welcome to Fucked Up Food!

Hello, this little project has been spawned by my friends' ability to make super nasty and disgusting foods. We are all very proud of our talents. From Human Centipede cookies to Vagina cakes, this blog will cover food at it's most disturbing (and hilarious). If you're easily offended, eat a nice big dick-shaped cookie and get over yourself. If you have a sense of humor (especially if you've been called "sick", "twisted", "demented" or "perverted" at least once in your life!) you'll enjoy our fabulous fucked up journey through the world of fucked up food! Please email your own Fucked Up Foods to effedupfood@gmail.com and if they meet our standards, they will be published on the blog!